Shorts Stalemate #54672
For the first time ever, we have a piece of merch that you put on your legs instead of your torso, except these only cover half your legs. Not like one leg or the other, the top half of each leg. I mean, it'd be pretty weird if we sold pants just for one leg. Would they just be called "pant" since there's only one? Why is "pants" plural anyway and why is it a pair? Why are you still reading this instead of buying these?
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Better luck next year Marty. Remember, Billy The Kid had days like this. Keep your punchable chin up tiger.